Like other herd behaviors (buffalo grazing, people drinking Kool-Aid®, etc.), the symptoms of PHID include needing to hang out with the rest of the herd, thinking the same thoughts, and doing the same things.
PHID is viral and highly contagious, affecting wedding and portrait photographers. Although often transmitted through direct photographer-to-photographer contact, recent studies suggest that software vendors, album makers, print labs, and other industry players also spread the infection.
“Behaviors bred into our species for generations are helping spread PHID,” one anonymous source told us. “Looking for the lowest price, the least effort, the biggest discount. Wanting to hang out with the crowd when all that does is help spread the disease.”
Virologist Dr. Seymour P Payne agrees that the primary symptom of PHID is doing what other photographers do rather than acting independently. “I call it what it is — copying. Sufferers prefer to call it emulating.”
Other symptoms include:
- Lack of confidence to charge a premium.
- Failure to realize that copying makes it impossible to charge a premium.
- Reluctance to spend time marketing and selling.
- Brain fog is caused by long nights editing images.
- Listless appetite for product sales.
- Sleep deprivation due to excessive time on social media websites.
Once photographers contract the disease, they tend to align themselves with a herd, and Dr. Payne stresses that there are competing herds, just as in politics. But instead of red states and blue states, or left wing and right-wing, we find antagonistic hordes such as Shoot and Share, MWACs, Clickin’ Moms, Momarazzies, and of course, a large group known informally as “Old School Shooters,” who, have a vast knowledge of film.
Dr. Payne believes photographers should be independent thinkers as artists and creators of beautiful things. “But many PHID sufferers spend an extraordinary amount of time looking at other photographers’ work online, especially in Facebook groups where there’s a natural inclination to want to be liked. Photographers attending large group events and trade shows are also highly susceptible.”
A recovering photographer who refused to be identified claimed PHID had caused a rapid decline in photographic art, product quality, and differentiation between studios. “My iron levels are down too,” he said, “but I’m taking supplements for that.
“Just a few years ago, ‘shoot and share’ was something we told drug addicts not to do with their needles. Now industry leaders are encouraging photographers to do that and spreading PHID.
“I started feeling bad just uploading all my files to the cloud and letting my clients pick through them. Yes, it was easy, but sometimes pride counts for something, you know?
“And besides, when the only thing that made me different was my price, it was tough to make a decent living.”
When pushed for details about life as a herd animal, our source said, “Well, it isn’t fantastic. You spend all day looking at the next guy’s ass (not always a good thing in the age of #metoo) and grazing on pastures that were green once but have now been trodden on and grazed over by the whole darned herd.”
Dr. Payne sympathizes. “Herd animals tend to keep their heads down,” he says. “Once a gnu, always a gnu. That’s OK, but if they looked around, maybe they’d say, ‘Hey, I could be a giraffe or an elephant.”‘
“In my next life, I want to return as Lion … We can all dream.”
